January 22nd Jokes
There was a trial in the San Diego criminal court. Two men were on trial for an armed robbery. The prosecutor asked an eyewitness a series of questions. “Were you at the scene of this robbery?” “Yes sir.” “Did you see the getaway car leave the scene at a high rate of speed?” “Yes sir.” “Did you observe the occupants of that car?” “Yes sir, two men.” And boomed the prosecutor with a wide sweeping gesture, “are those two men present in this court room today?” As the prosecutor swung about he saw that the two defendants had raised their hands.
What you get when you cross LeBron James and a groundhog? Six more weeks of basketball.
It was a standard series of questions at the airline check in counter that every traveler gets. The airline clerk asked “Has anyone put anything into your baggage without your knowledge?” “If it was put there without my knowledge,” I asked, “how would I know?” The agent behind the counter smiled smugly and said, “that’s why we ask.”