January 25th Jokes
“How lovely you look, my dear,” gushed the wedding guest to the bride. And then she whispered, “What ever happened to the ditzy blonde your husband used to date?” The bride replied, “I dyed my hair.”
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.” “Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
This is a strange country when it comes to electing a president, we get two choices, but when we start to select Miss America, we get 50.