January 29th Jokes
Did you hear about that new $2500 Indian TaTa is a real economy car? It has an airbag, but you have to blow up yourself.
My college aged daughter at the mall, locked her keys in the car which was an old, bright yellow, station wagon. She flagged down a policeman and asked him to open the car for her. The policeman asked for some identification to prove the car was hers. Her purse was in the car. She responded: “Take a look around, if I wanted to steal a car, would I choose this one?” The policeman considered the situation, he said, “Right” and opened the door.
As a college professor, my husband has published several books. When he finished his latest book, I stopped at the supermarket to get some treats and bought some ice cream and champagne. As the clerk bagged my purchases she asked, “Celebrating something?” “Yes,” I replied, “My husband just finished a book.” The young lady thought for a moment and asked, “Is he a slow reader?”