January 30th Jokes
New York Representative Michael Grimm threatened to “break” a reporter and throw him off a balcony after President Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday night. The reporter was not worried. He responded, “When is the last time a congressman ever kept his promise?”
When I was a kid we always played cowboys and Indians, and I was always the Indian. Today I have my own casino.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.