January 31st Jokes
I think that people who work at McDonald’s know that their food is bad. I bought my nephew a happy meal. The prize inside was a roll of Tums.
Closing out my account with a local credit union, the teller had me sign some forms and then handed me a check for the balance. I told her I would like to cash it immediately. “Oh, no,” she replied. “You don’t have an account here.”
A tourist was driving through Jackson Hole, Wyoming and saw some ranch hands driving cows along the highway. One of cowboys wore a baseball cap. The curious greenhorn woman pulled up alongside the cowboy and asked, “Why aren’t you wearing a cowboy hat?” “Well ma’am,” said the cowboy, tugging on the hat’s brim, “I didn’t want to look like a truck driver.”