February 9th Jokes
You know you’ve been unemployed too long if you text your friends during an interview.
* Minister: I’m sorry I didn’t see you at church yesterday, Fergus. Fergus: “Well you see the weather was so bad it was not fit to turn out a dog, but I sent my wife, sir.”
Why does Bud beer always sell so well at Spring Break? Spring-breakers can’t pronounce Heineken.