February 15th Jokes
My wife’s diamonds once belonged to a millionaire, Sam Walton.
I believe in honesty and integrity. Someone asked me what I would do if I found a million dollars on the street. I said that if it belonged to a poor person I would give it back.
I was shopping in the leather goods section of an expensive department store. I was admiring some beautiful, but very expensive luggage. The clerk came over asked if I would like any help. I replied, ” I am just looking now, I will be back when I am a millionaire.” His response was quick, “Okay, we will be open until six.”