February 20th Jokes
The terms for politicians should be 10 to 20 without the possibility of parole.
Congressman addressing the House of Representatives: “Never before have I heard such ill-informed, wimpy, backstabbing drivel as you as that just uttered by my respected colleague, the distinguished gentleman from Ohio.”
I don’t know if those Superbowl commercials work, but I’m totally gonna eat some Tide and rob a bank.