February 21st Humor
* Do you know the difference between Washington and Las Vegas? In Las Vegas the drunks gamble with their own money.
@ We had made some changes in our life. My husband had recently lost 50 pounds and I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home from my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug and he clung to me for much longer than usual. I asked, “Did you miss me that much today, dear?” He said, “No but you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go.”
Q: What did the average New England Patriot player get on the Wonderlic intelligence test? A: Drool.