February 22nd Jokes
My husband and I purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the year’s first snow came early and I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. “For the past 30 years,” he muttered, “they’ve gone to Florida for the winter.”
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think is farther away Florida or the moon?” The other blond turns and says, “Hellooooo, can you see Florida?”
The Mime Council has suspended me indefinitely, for wearing loud Hawaiian shirts… Why are there interstates in Hawaii?