Day: March 2, 2018

A woman was bemoaning that her husband had left her for the sixth time. “Oh don’t worry,” said her girlfriend “he will come back again.” She sobbed out, “Not this time. This time he took his golf clubs with him.”

Before a major college basketball game between two top 20 teams, one student nudged another and said, “Look at that player. I wonder what’s the matter with him? He looks so depressed.” “Haven’t you heard?” said his teammate. “It’s because his father is always texting him for money.”

A large group of Japanese tourists finished their visit to the Sid Richardson collection of Western Art in Fort Worth. As they descended the stairs, the friendly Texan guide said goodbye in the local vernacular calling after them, “Y’all come back now, you hear?” With that, the entire group turned and walked back up the stairs.