March 5th Humor
@ Three economists went hunting and came across a large deer: The first economist fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third economist didn’t fire at all but shouted in triumph, “We got it, we got it.”
* One Cuban father was complimenting his comrade on the fine sons he had raised. He said, “You must be really proud of your boys. One is a people’s doctor and one is a people’s lawyer and one is a people’s artist.” “They are fine boys” the father said, “but the one I am proudest of is in America.” “Oh, What does he do in America?” “He sends money to us every month so that we all can eat the people’s food.”
“I was interviewing a candidate who took a cell-phone call and asked me to leave my office while they talked.”