March 7th Humor
* A woman made a right hand turn from the left lane and collided with another car. The driver of the other car angrily asked, “Why lady didn’t you signal you were going to turn?” She did not hesitate for a moment and answered, “Mister, I always turn here.”
@ Some months ago I saw a man on a bus stop bench meticulously breaking up an obviously expensive loaf of bakery whole wheat bread and tossing pieces to the pigeons. I was curious enough to ask him, “Why feed them whole wheat bread?” He answered very seriously, “everybody gives them white bread or cake. This way they’ll remember me.”
My husband has an annoying habit of looking for snacks and going through the refrigerator while I am preparing supper. One night he had gone through the refrigerator shelves twice while I was bustling around the kitchen. When he came back the third time I told him. “Nothing in there is any different than it was a minute ago when you looked.” He responded “I know that, but this time I have lowered my standards.”