March 8th Humor
I was reading labels. Why are lemon pie filling and lemonade made with artificial flavors, but dish soap and furniture polish are made with real lemon juice?
My wife wants to lose weight. That’s why she rides horseback all the time. And what is the result? That horse lost 10 pounds last week.
@ An enthusiastic fisherman was bragging about his trip to a Colorado river. One friend asked, “Are there really any trout in that river.” “Thousands of them” came the reply. “Will they bite easily?” came the next question. The traveler responded, “Will they bite? They are vicious. A man has to hide behind a tree to bait his hook.”