March 9th Humor

A recent psychiatric journal reported that half the patients went to doctors because they were not married, the other half went to doctors because they were.

I have a large collection of globes. My oldest one is flat, my favorite was from the ice age, but it melted it last summer.

Recruiter: My concern is that you’ve never worked in this area of business. For a candidate with no experience you are certainly asking for a high salary.  Applicant: That’s right. The work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing!