March 12th Jokes
“Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said, “No.” “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.” “I know, darling, but he is insured.”
@ The environmental science class was taking a walk through the local arboretum as the teacher pointed out all the tree types and the details of how nature was getting ready for the winter season. The teacher turned to the class and asked, “Can anyone tell me what we might expect to see here in another 50 years?” One young lady volunteered, “A shopping center?”
* A doctor was appearing as an expert witness on behalf of a man injured in a car accident and was being badgered by an overbearing attorney. “You say doctor that you are familiar with the symptoms of a brain concussion. Is that correct.” “Yes, I am.” “Well then doctor please tell me and the jury, if you and I were riding in a car and another car struck us at high speed such that our heads were banged together, in your opinion would we suffer a concussion?” “It is my opinion,” replied the doctor, “that I would and you would not.”