March 13th Humor
@ A thief was chilled to the bone after getting trapped in the cooler of a Longhorn Barbecue restaurant in Spokane, Washington. The frozen felon accidentally let the cooler door close behind him when he went in to purloin some sirloin. The Sheriff’s deputies thawed the thief out and they noticed he was completely covered in barbecue sauce. The man had been hugging huge racks of still warm left over barbecue ribs as his only source of heat.
Oprah may run for President in 2020. She promises a new car in every garage.
Recruiter: My concern is that you’ve never worked in this area of business. For a candidate with no experience you are certainly asking for a high salary. Applicant: That’s right. The work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing!