March 14th Humor
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck at a store known for sexy lingerie. To my delight however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I had suspected all along, that despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude. “I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20-year-old standing behind me. “Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother.”
@ What is the oddest thing about belonging to a support group for hypochondriacs? Every member calls in sick, but they all show up for the meeting.
Two Canadian lumber jacks were in a bar pounding down one after another, when suddenly one fellow lurched backwards fell off the stool and landed passed out on the floor. The other lumberjack turned to the barkeep and commented, “One thing about Tom he knows to quit when he has had enough.”