March 20th Humor
Why does Bud beer always sell so well at Spring Break? Spring-breakers can’t pronounce Heineken.
We got four boring seasons on the east coast: Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall. You ever been to California? – Wind, fire, mud, earthquakes.
A three year old was showing one of her friends around the house. They went into the bathroom and the visitor pointed to a the scale and asked what is that?” The little hostess replied, “I don’t know, but when you stand on it, it makes you mad.”