April 9th Humor
Husband: “It must be time to get up”. Wife: “How can you tell”? Husband: “The baby has finally fallen asleep.”
I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
# I was inspired to read the inscription above the door of the Library at the University of Colorado library; “Enter here the timeless fellowship of the human spirit.” As I walked closer I saw a sign that said “Please use other door.”