April 26th Humor
“You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.” Homer Simpson
MLB’s Adam Jones said “baseball is a white man’s sport.” “Que loco!” responded about half the Major League players.
# The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family is ancestry is very old”, she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England”. then returning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?” “Well, said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All her family records were lost in the flood.”