April 30th Humor
# A Cajun man came from the back country with his son for an operation. Watching the doc’s every move he asked, “What’s that stuff?” The doctor explained it was an anesthetic and that after the operation the boy would not know a thing. The father responded, “Save your time Doc, he don’t know nothing now any way.”
# Then there is the sad tale of the two story house. The real estate agent told the buyer one story before he bought it and another story after he owned it.
One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer. A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud,. “Low Cholesterol, Low Sodium, Reduced fat, Ice cream.” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.