May 3rd Humor
After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client. “Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you. ”“Fair to both of us?” exploded Mrs. LaMay. “I could have done that myself. What do you think I hired a lawyer for?”
# I used to be a dancer, but the music kept throwing me off.
* As the stranger enters a country store he spots a sign saying “beware of dog” inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor. “Is that the dog were supposed to be aware of?” He asked the owner. “That’s him,” comes the reply. “He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign. “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”