May 9th Humor
Husband: “Why do you weep and sniffle over those actors on TV telling imaginary stories of people you never met?” The wife replied, “For the same reasons you yell and scream at the TV when somebody you do not know scores a touchdown.”
The Cleveland Indians are 15-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than their opponents.
“Edward Snowden is seeking temporary asylum in Russia, because you know when you’re tired of the government snooping into everything you do, Putin’s Russia is definitely the place you want to go.”