Day: May 10, 2018

Grandpa still had some habits from the old days. He kept large amounts of money safe in his underwear drawer so that burglars would never find it. One day, I found a secret safe product that looked like a can of spray paint with a screw off false bottom. I gave the can to him so he could keep the money secretly in his workshop. Later, I asked my mother if he had used my gift. She replied, “Oh yes, he put the money in the same day.” “I said no burglar would think to look on the shelf in the basement.” Mom came back with: “They won’t have to, he keeps the spray can in his underwear drawer.”

How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to screw in the bulb and the other eight hold up the mirrors.

Did you hear about the man who read that smoking was bad for your health? He immediately gave up reading.