May 29th Humor
* The first person to make a mountain out of a molehill was probably a real estate agent.
To celebrate our wedding anniversary, my wife and I always give each other small presents. However, on our 10th anniversary, I surprised her with a pair of diamond earrings. When I opened my present and held up the bag of gourmet popcorn she said, “I knew I should’ve gotten you the bigger size.”
A dog is known as man’s best friend because: it gives no advice, never tries to borrow money and has no in-laws.