The Ohio State Fair has sculptures celebrating Christmas in July from Cleveland’s “Christmas Story.” If Ralphie doesn’t turn you on, there is a life size cow made of butter.
I sculpted the Statue of Liberty, using butter. All I got was a pat on the back.
What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas
What do they call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses
Who sings “Love Me Tender” and makes Christmas toys? Santa’s little Elvis
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet
