Sure bicyclers screw up rush hour traffic, but this is extreme.
Farmers in France wanted to make a political protest so they blocked the race road with bales of hay. Police attacked the protesters with tear gas and got the racers with the over-spray.
Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day? A: He took the psycho-path.
The other day on a bike ride, I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. Along comes a woman who was driving very slowly uphill toward me, honking her horn and shouting at me. “PIG! PIG!!” she yelled. “PIG! PIG!!” So, I flipped her the finger and, as I buzzed by her, shouted back some colorful expressions. Still fuming about this crazy woman, I turned the corner and promptly collided with a pig.
Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bridge with a bicycle? A: You get to the other side.
Sure bicyclers screw up rush hour traffic, but this is extreme.