My college aged daughter at the mall, locked her keys in the car which was an old bright yellow station wagon. She flagged down a policeman and asked him to open the car for her. The policeman asked for some identification to prove the car was hers. Her purse was in the car. She responded: “Take a look around, If I wanted to steal a car, would I choose this one?” The policeman considered the situation, he said, “Right” and opened the door.
The prisoner had sent for a lawyer from one of the top firms in town. The first questions the lawyer asked the prisoner was “How are you going to pay my fee?” The prisoner replied, “I don’t have any cash, but I have a new Cadillac Escalade I can sell.” “Well that’s fine, what is it you are charged with?” “Stealing a Cadillac Escalade.”
The most stolen car last year was a Toyota Camry. Toyota is negotiating with the Fiat people to help them design a car no one would want to steal.
A man was arrested while trying to break into a police car in Somerset England. Since the windows were foggy, the man had not noticed two policemen sitting inside the car.