Acting Like an animal at my wedding
Acting like an animal
at My Wedding
An inquisitive giraffe decided to see what all the fuss was about while a wedding party was taking photos in South Africa. Photographer Stephanie Norman was shooting the just married Luke and Tristan Karshagen at a game reserve when the giraffe wandered over to meet the happy couple. The giraffe photobombed the happy couple and hung around for about 20 minutes. Norman said the giraffe was “so gentle and nosy, and an absolute pleasure to photograph.”
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. “Mom,” she says, “I just found out that my fiancé’s mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.” The bride’s mother thinks for a minute. “Don’t worry,” she tells her daughter. “I’ll just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.” “But mother,” says the bride, “that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It’s such a waste not to use it.” “Who said I won’t use it?” her mother asked. “I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner.””
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”