An Oregon man who was caught on video teasing a Buffalo again in Yellowstone National Park was arrested in Glacier National Park in the third harassing of a buffalo in less than a week at a national park, officials said Friday.
It seems Raymond Reinke of Pendleton, Oregon, has a penchant for imbibing and getting into arguments with people and 2500 pound beasts. His time in jail may sober him up, but confronting bull buffalo seems like a self-limiting pursuit.
A drunk walks out and flops into a cab at the curb and says to the driver, “take me to the Waldorf Astoria.” The cabbie says “That’s where we are at sir”. The drunk flips him a $20 bill and says. “OK, but next time don’t drive so fast.”
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A woman was sick of her husband’s drinking, so she decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan, and when her husband returned home from another bender, she jumped out from behind the sofa and screamed at him. the inebriated man said, “You don’t scare me, I married your sister.”
The bus driver asked one of his inebriated frequent flyers, “Did you get home alright last night?” “Of course why do you ask?” “Well when you got up and gave the lady your seat last night, you were the only two in the bus.”
An Oregon man who was caught on video teasing a Buffalo again in Yellowstone National Park was arrested in Glacier National Park in the third harassing of a buffalo in less than a week at a national park, officials said Friday.