The North Ridgeville Police got a call after midnight from a man walking home from his local bar claiming he was being followed by a pig and was afraid it would attack him. At first they laughed it off, but decided to investigate. It turned out the citizen was sober and he was being followed by a pig. The pig’s name was Zoey and belonged to one of the neighbors and Zoey was just looking for company. She was loaded into the cops’ patrol car and driven to a kennel for safekeeping until her owner was located and picked her up.
Last week I was telling my husband about how some religions believe that when you die you get reborn, but as a totally different animal. He said he thought he’d like to be reincarnated as a pig. I said, “You evidently weren’t listening.”
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a leftist? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? A: Jurassic pork!
