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Today in 1741 – Alaska is discovered by Vitud Bering
Q: Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?
A: Because they had to buy the Zambonis first!
Q: How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?
A: By shoveling their driveways!
You might be an Alaskan if:
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won’t prowl your deck.
you have ever washed your car while there was still snow on the ground
you have ever worn a tie with waders.
