This is a Bad first date
This is a Bad first date
A Memphis man’s solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him in jail. Kelton Griffin came to woman #1’s house and talked her into letting him drive her car. Griffin drove to a gas station and asked #1 to go in and get him some cigars. He drove away to pick up his other date who happened to be woman #1’s Godsister. The first woman text message reported the theft to her family and found out that her Godsister was going out with Griffin in her car. Griffin then took the Godsister #2 to a local drive-in theater. Godsister #2 texted #1 to let her know where she was. The first date then called police. Griffin was arrested at the drive-in. Romance is so complicated.
After only six months of marriage, the unhappy wife made an appointment with a divorce lawyer. “We met through a computer dating service,” she said between sobs, “For the life of me, I’ll never understand what that machine saw in him.”
Intelligence is the first thing I look for in woman…Because if she doesn’t have THAT, I may just have a chance.
Well, with girls I don’t get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I asked, “Are you Louise?” She said, “Are you Kevin?” I said, “Yeah.” She said, “I’m not Louise.”
With girls, I don’t think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.