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A 25-year-old Brit rented a Lamborghini for two days in Dubai and managed to break the speed limit 33 times between 2:31 a.m. and 6:26 a.m. The man caught the attention of “every” traffic camera along Dubai’s well-known Sheikh Zayed road, as he blew past at speeds nearly reaching 150 miles per hour. He accumulated $47,000 in fines. The car rental said the visitor paid $1600 for the rental, but has not yet returned the car as they negotiate the traffic fines.

 

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture was taken for speeding, even though I’m sure that I was not. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Thinking this was pretty funny, I drove past it even slower three more times laughing as it snapped away each time I drove by it at a snail’s pace. Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seatbelt.

 

My brother was alarmingly me by speeding through a red light. I said, “What if the traffic cameras are watching you?”  “Stop worrying,” he sighs. “It doesn’t matter if they are watching or not,” he assured me.  “I don’t have license plates yet.”

 

Isn’t it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.

 

Kim Kardashian said in a new interview that her next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, “If a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?”