I can’t return your Hammer
I can’t return your Hammer
A 21-foot sculpture weighing over 800 pounds that looks like a giant ballpeen hammer was stolen from the front of the Healdsburg Community Center. The sculpture, titled “Hammer,” was on loan to the city of Healdsburg as part of the city’s temporary public art program. the theft of the 800-pound artwork may have been a high school graduation prank, but “They’d need at least a flatbed trailer with a winch, or about eight people. “Police have been unable to nail the perp.”
It’s easy to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall, it’s a painting. If you can walk around it, it’s a sculpture.
I’ve developed a foolproof technique any of you can use to sculpt a model of an elephant.
1. Get a huge block of marble.
2. Chip away anything that doesn’t look like an elephant.
The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist.
At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?