Diggya catch anything?
Diggya catch anything?
Ken Madsen was preparing to put his fishing boat back on its trailer. Another family was fishing in a small boat nearby. A crocodile was watching from the opposite bank. Then there was a splash. A 7 foot shark had jumped into another boat with two men and two children in the middle of the river. Ken quickly got back in the water and motored over to the boat taking the two children off while the men stood watching the shark squirming in the bottom of their boat. Ken towed the boat with the flaying shark to the dock and the three men dragged it out and back onto the river. I guess sharks aren’t good eatin’ in Australia.
A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped to catch his breath. “Let’s see yer fishin’ license, Boy!” the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. “Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!” “Yes, sir,” replied the young guy. “But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one.”
A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy’s defense was, “I was just going with the flow of traffic.” The Cop’s response… “Ever go fishing?” “Yeah….” “Ever catch ALL the fish?”
Irv was boasting to a fellow fishermen about a 20 pound salmon he had caught. “20 pounds?” remarked the other guy, with skepticism. “Were there any witnesses?” “Of course,” said Irving. “Otherwise it would’ve weighed 30 pounds.”
The great thing about fishing is that it gives you something to do while you’re not doing anything.