Large Intestine Stolen
Large Intestine Stolen
A 10-foot-tall inflatable colon was stolen from a display at a Breast Cancer fund raising race. The inflatable gave you a colonoscopy view complete with polyps and cancerous lesions. While the police tracked an anonymous tip to recover the stolen organ, the Colon Cancer Coalition raised more than $11,000 dollars to buy two more cavernous colons with complete anatomical details.
I had to go to the hospital for a gastroscopy today. There were three other guys in the waiting room. The doctor came through and explained what has happening to the four of us. He said that I was having the gastroscopy, which is the camera down the throat and the other three were there for a colonoscopy, which is the camera up the butt. He then asked if any of us had any questions. I said: “Yes. Can I go first?”
As a trainee proctologist, I had to work my way up from the bottom.
I have inner beauty. And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
Quotes during colconoscopies:
- “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
- “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
- “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”