Feline ego shattered
Feline ego shattered!
It was a cat-and-mouse game with a twist. A cat in Luxembourg was caught on camera chasing after a rat, but the feline got more than it bargained for when the rodent decided to fight back. Claude Alff said he filmed the encounter on Monday while on his way to the pool in the town of Esch-sur-Alzette. The footage shows the frightened cat leap into the air when its would-be prey turned the tables. Wasn’t long before the kitty high-tailed it out of there ― with the rat in hot pursuit: Watch the video from the source below.
A proper lady went to the animal shelter and took home a cat to be her house pet. A day later, she called back and said they would have to return the cat because it was a bird killer and she could not bear to see another animal harmed. She offered to have her husband make a contribution to the society for their trouble taking the cat back. She explained that they would have to wait a few days though, “Because my husband is up North deer hunting.”
A newly married man came home after work one evening to discover his new bride in tears. Comforting her he asked what the problem was and she confided. “You know that cake I said I was going to make from your mother’s recipe?” “Yes.” “Well, I put it out to cool and the cat ate half of it,” she said. He consoled her, “Don’t worry, I know where we can get another cat.”
A lady was visiting the aquarium. “Can you tell me whether I can get a live shark here?” The attendant asked. “Why a live shark? What would you do with a shark.” “My neighbor’s cat has been eating the goldfish out of my pond and I want to teach him a lesson.”
How many lives does a cat have in metric countries?