Spider Man is really “French”
Spider Man is really “French”
What would dear,
departed Stan Lee say? A man who calls himself the “French Spider-Man” illegally scaled a 46 story London building without any ropes or safety gear while being filmed by passersby on the ground. The 56-year-old Alain Robert climbed as police cordoned off the building, closed roads and ushered away spectators. After his rooftop arrest, Robert was sentenced to 20 weeks in prison, which was suspended for two years. He was ordered to pay a fine of about $7,000 and was barred from climbing any building in the U.K. until further notice.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating… to stop the snoring before it starts.
I know I’m not going to understand how women can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
I was visiting my son the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “Dad, this is the 20th century,” he said, “I don’t waste money and newspapers, but if you like you can borrow my iPad.” I can tell you this: that spider never knew what hit him.
What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy-long-legs.
What do spiders eat in Paris? French flies!