Tis the season to be jolly
Tis the season to be jolly
My sister in Texas made it perfectly, emphatically clear she couldn’t stand any Christmas decorations or falderal until after Thanksgiving, but her sister couldn’t resist a festive prank. Getting the OK from her sister’s boss, Angela Severance spent two hours on Saturday sticking wrapping paper to her sister’s office walls, she sprinkled fake snow over the floor, wrapped her sister’s office chair with tinsel, switched on a singing Rudolph toy and even set up a Christmas tree complete with green and red baubles. “She still has the decorations up. She knows I will come and do it again if she takes them down.”
Christmas light displays are the freestyle rap battles of the suburbs.
Christmas is the time of year when people put so many lights on the outside of their houses you don’t know if they are celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
My wife bought an aluminum Christmas tree this year and looking at it decorated standing there in the corner and brought a plastic teardrop to my eye.
What do you call the wrapping paper leftover from opening presents? a Christ-MESS