Elephants welcome
Elephants welcome
A wild elephant wandered into a Chinese inn and spent about four hours in the first-floor restaurant feasting on corn and oranges, the business’ owner said. The owner of the inn in Yunnan Province and a member of the local elephant patrol team, said he warned guests at this business to remain on the second floor when the animal wandered inside about 4:30 a.m. Saturday. Xu said locals, who are familiar with the elephant from previous incidents where the wild animal wandered near to homes in search of food, controlled traffic outside the inn to allow the elephant to safely leave on its own.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and he spelled it out, “A F R I C A N Elephant”.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
The visitors at the zoo were surprised to see a cage labeled “Coexistence” and in the cage were a couple of elephants and few mice. They asked the zoo keeper how this could work out and he explained it was pretty easily done as long as you added fresh mice now and then.
How do you make an Elephant fly… First you start with a very large zipper.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.