Day: December 10, 2018

Make my Birthday Baby

A mother and her baby daughter, struggled down the aisle of the airliner. The mother had a diaper bag and a baby carrier with an oxygen machine on one arm and in her other arm was her baby wearing an oxygen mask. Kelsey Zwick was taking her 11 month old daughter to the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia from Orlando. When she got seated the attendant told her that the man in 2D had offered her his first class seat in to better care for the daughter. “Not able to hold back tears, I cried my way up the aisle. Kelsey was able to thank the man after the flight for his courtesy, but he responded: “It was my birthday and he thanked me for a birthday to remember. He said it made him and his wife cry, and he said, ‘I am so glad we were on the same flight.'”

Airline Announcement: On landing the flight attendant said, “Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you are going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”

Ricky decides to go back home to Melbourne so he calls Qantas Airlines to book his flight. The operator asks him, “How many people are flying with you?”  Ricky replies, “Strewth mate, how would I know.  It’s your plane.”

My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?” “Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

Pilot: Have you ever flown in a small plane before?
Passenger: No, I have not.
Pilot: Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping.
Pilot (after the plane landed): Did the gum help?
Passenger: Yep. It worked fine. The only trouble is I can’t get the gum out of my ears.