Making Kanye great again
Making Kanye great again
Jeanette Paras, of Dublin, Ohio made a 315 pound leftover Halloween pumpkin into a work of art. She created a sculpture then painted it to be Kanye West’s face, making Christmas great again. “When I crack up creating one of my giant celebrity pumpkins, that’s when I know I’ve picked the right guy or gal. even the media is caught up in the suspense of who gets ‘pumpkinized.’”
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Kanye West and asked that he fasten his seat belt. “Superman don’t need no seat belt,” Kanye growled. “Well, Superman,” the stewardess replied, “don’t need no airplane!”
Kim Kardashian said in a new interview that her next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, “If a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?”
You know your country is messed up when you search “Kim and North” and Kim Kardashian shows up instead of Kim Jong Un and North Korea.
Kim and Kanye named their new baby Chicago West, like the city hasn’t suffered enough.