Hey! You can’t park there
Hey! You can’t park there
Residents of Falmouth, England woke up Tuesday morning to an unusual sight. Instead of the open waters of the English Channel, they looked out and saw a 600-foot Russian cargo ship stuck, grounded just off the beach. The 16,000-ton Kuzma Minin was stranded before dawn with winds gusting above 50 miles per hour. Curious neighbors found the enormous black and red ship just a few hundred feet from shore, and battered by high seas. It took six tug boats to pull her free. And you think your neighbors are bad parkers.
Q. What is the easy way to parallel park?
A. Park somewhere else!
I was complimented on my parking today… someone left a note on my car saying ‘Parking Fine’.
Q. What do men and parking spaces have in common?
A. All the good ones are taken and the free ones are too small.
Why do violinists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?
1) So they can park in “handicapped” parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone…when I came back the entire area was missing…