“Why won’t you die”

“Why won’t you die”

The neighbors in Perth, Australia heard yelling and the baby crying when they came to their windows they heard Rhys Howard screaming, “Why won’t you die” with sounds of hitting and the little girl wailing. So, the neighbors called the police and they responded with lights and siren. Rhys opened the door with his weapon in his hand. The officers asked about the murder and told him to put down the diaper he had been using. He explained he encountered a big black spider and grabbed the diaper to kill it which scared the baby. The spider fought back despite numerous blows from diaper, but Rhys did prevail.

 

When my three year old brother threatened to drop a spider on our grandmother, she pleaded, “Don’t do that will scare me to death.” “That’s okay,” he said, “I have another grandmother.”

I was going to buy an exotic spider from the pet shop, then I realized I could get one cheaper on the web.

Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will kill you. You choose.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating… to stop the snoring before it starts.