This little Piggy got Banned
This little Piggy got Banned
Under extreme tariff pressure from that evil President Trump, the communist government in China has struck back banning popular English children’s cartoon character Peppa Pig from an online video channel in China after claiming the cartoon is associated with a “gangster” subculture. The censorship came after Peppa’s likeness became popular with a group filled with “anti-establishment views” and “gangster” attitudes. Winnie the Pooh was banned in 2015. Peppa remains popular underground as a meme for the resistance.
During a debate in England’s House of Commons, one Member of Parliament shouted at another: “The right honorable gentleman has the manners of the pig!” Members of the opposition booed loudly and cried, “Retract, retract.” The member of Parliament replied: “I retract the last statement. The right honorable gentleman hasn’t the manners of a pig.”
Last week I was telling my husband about how some religions believe that when you die you get reborn, but as a totally different animal. He said he thought he’d like to be reincarnated as a pig. I said, “You evidently weren’t listening.”
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Leftist?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.
Q: What happened to the pig who lost its voice?
A: It became disgruntled!