Day: April 19, 2019

Chihuahua’s best friend

A Canadian woman can be seen in the video linked below playing fetch with her three dogs in the snowy front yard of her home. After they finished playing with the ball, the woman gets into her car and starts backing out of her parking spot. A border collie proved he was a Chihuahua’s best friend, saving the small dog from being hit. The security video shows the collie running across snow-covered pavement as a blue SUV is backing up. The collie grabs the Chihuahua by the neck before it could be struck and then carries his little buddy to safety. The owner saw the little dog too late, but stopped the SUV. She thought she had crushed her little dog, but both dogs were OK.

A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer. The farmer says, “How many?” The dog says, “40.” The farmer is surprised and says, “How can there be 40 – I only bought 38!” The dog says, “I rounded them up.”

Driving down a winding country road, a woman came upon a youth running hard, with three huge dogs snarling at his heels. The woman screeched her car to a halt to open the door and said, “Get in, Get in.” “Thanks,” gasped the young man. “You’re terrific. Most people won’t offer me a ride when they see I have three dogs.”

What is Donald Trump’s favorite breed of dog?
The Mexican Border Collie

I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. It’s a Bordeaux collie.