Lazy dog walker
Lazy dog walker
A Texas women was pulled over after being spotted walking a dog through the window of a moving car. Reilly Campbell said she was at her father’s office in Austin when she spotted the driver moving at a slow speed down the road while holding onto the leash of a dog walking alongside the car. Reilly called police, they stopped the woman, but said “At this point it appears there was no animal cruelty, even if it wasn’t hurting the dog, you’re taking the chance of somebody else hurting your dog.”
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” “Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”
My wife, who has a talent for do-it-yourself projects, was laying tile in the kitchen one evening while I relaxed in the next room. Then a friend stopped by. “You don’t know how to do anything, do you?” He asked me sarcastically. “I can do one thing,” I replied. “I know how to pick women.”
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.
I got one of those Ivy League puppies. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers.