Fighting Nannies School
Fighting Nannies School
When it comes to caring for the babies in England, you just can’t have regular day care. Important people like Meghan Markle will have the cream of the crop to care for their little guy. The super nannie will bring more than TLC to the nursery; she will pack a punch. The new nanny is required to be more like James Bond. That’s why England’s Norland College academy for aspiring nannies, makes sure to teach students self-defense skills and how to ditch to paparazzi, along with cooking and sewing. “They understand everything. In Meghan and Harry’s situation, they are going to need nannies that are looking out for the safety of the children 24/7.” Nannies will be prepared to ward off attackers and the media.
Babysitting for child #1; You call the babysitter at least 5 times.
Child #2; You leave your phone number with the babysitter.
Child #3; You leave strict instructions with the sitter to only call if there’s blood.
The babysitter was in the bathroom changing her clothes when little Tommy walked in on her. She shrieked and grabbed a towel, as he watched in amazement and asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you joking? They can’t even change a dirty diaper!
A lot of my friends missed our 50th high school reunion. They couldn’t find babysitters for their grandchildren.